Okay so the screenshots started appearing in March. Someone from her old friend group posted a photo she'd tagged herself in — rooftop bar, tiny dress, zero apologies — and the group chat has not recovered. Three people sent the same link within four minutes. The responses were all some version of "wait WHAT."

The funniest part? She's not even checking the group chat anymore. She left her read receipts on. The unread count is at 47 and climbing. Wait until you see what she wore to the boat party.