Okay so whoever booked this venue either had a very dark sense of humor or genuinely did not think about the logistics. The honeymoon suite: room 1204. The after-party penthouse suite: room 1208. Same hallway. One ice machine between them.

By 2am that ice machine had been visited seventeen times by nine different people, and none of them were the bride or groom. The hallway camera footage has become something of a local legend at this particular hotel. The concierge refuses to comment. The night manager has a look on his face every time someone asks. Wait until you hear what was found in the hallway at checkout.