We need to talk about whoever started the 1am cruise buffet tradition because they have a LOT to answer for. There's a whole Reddit thread of screenshots — people checking in to the 24-hour buffet while their spouses thought they were asleep.

One guy posted "getting a snack" at 12:58am. His wife posted "where are you" at 1:03am from their stateroom. His next post was at 9am the next day. No context. No explanation. Just waffles.