The spring carnival planning committee just gained its first-ever male volunteers. Twelve of them. For an event that has historically struggled to get three parents to show up. The PTA chair has resigned. Her replacement has already received fourteen DMs about "logistics."

The stepmom in question reportedly just smiled when someone mentioned it to her, said "that's so sweet of them," and went back to her iced coffee. The dads are currently fundraising to buy a bouncy castle. Nobody's kids have asked for a bouncy castle. You already know how this ends.