There's a woman who used to run every bake sale, every fundraiser, every parking lot volunteer shift like a military operation. And then the new stepmom showed up in October and suddenly the volunteer sign-up sheet is oversubscribed for the first time in school history.

The PTA chair posted in the parent Facebook group: "Reminder that school pickup volunteers should be focused on SAFETY." Nobody liked it. Eight dads reacted with the heart emoji by accident and immediately un-reacted. The thread is still up.