The Tavern Wench Who Made a Grown Knight Cry Into His Ale
There’s serving drinks and then there’s whatever she’s doing, which scientists have yet to fully classify. Her bodice lacing has been studied by structural engineers as a marvel of the modern age. She handed one gentleman a wooden mug and he immediately swore his eternal fealty — which is honestly fair.
The Forest Elf Who Raised Everyone’s Blood Pressure By At Least 20 Points
She wandered out of the enchanted forest section of the faire and into everyone’s hearts simultaneously. The pointy ears are doing absolutely nothing to cool down the situation, and neither is that barely-there leather armor. The local apothecary ran out of smelling salts by noon on Saturday.
