She Wears Knee-High Socks At Work Too, But The Office Version Is Way Less Intimidating
When Rebecca rolls into the CPA firm on Tuesday morning in her sensible blazer, nobody suspects a thing. But those legs have skated approximately 4,200 miles in the last three years alone, and the muscle memory in those thighs could probably solve differential equations. Roller derby women are built different, and Rebecca is the blueprint.
Her Helmet Has Her Derby Name On It. Her Inbox Has 47 Unread Emails About Quarterly Variance Reports
The cognitive dissonance required to be simultaneously “Megan, Senior Financial Analyst” and “Megan, also known as ‘Net Asset Nightmare'” is staggering and we are in absolute awe of it. She keeps two separate calendars — one color-coded for client meetings, one color-coded for bout schedules — and both are fully booked through March. This woman does not rest. This woman does not slow down. This woman is everything.
The Balance Sheet Balancer Who Also Balances On One Wheel At 25 MPH Screaming
Core strength. That is what separates the women on this list from the rest of us who are simply… existing in chairs. The lateral stability required to hold a jammer back on a banked track at full speed uses the exact same core engagement that keeps you upright during a 90-minute standing presentation to venture capital partners. These women have simply chosen to use their powers for both evil and good simultaneously.
