The Pivot Table Queen Who Will Also Pivot Your Entire Face Into The Barrier
There is something profoundly humbling about realizing the woman who just explained VLOOKUP to you with gentle patience is the same woman who once sent three opponents to the penalty box in a single jam. Her teammates say she approaches blocking with the same methodical precision she brings to quarterly forecasting. Honestly, that tracks perfectly and we respect it enormously.
She Wears Knee-High Socks At Work Too, But The Office Version Is Way Less Intimidating
When Rebecca rolls into the CPA firm on Tuesday morning in her sensible blazer, nobody suspects a thing. But those legs have skated approximately 4,200 miles in the last three years alone, and the muscle memory in those thighs could probably solve differential equations. Roller derby women are built different, and Rebecca is the blueprint.
