"Four people switched their assigned seats before dinner started" — this is from a Blind post that has been screenshot and redistributed across about six different subreddits. The OP just wanted to vent. He did not expect 800 comments.

The event coordinator noticed first. The husband noticed second. By dessert, his boss had moved himself to a chair with a better sightline and was calling it "better lighting for the speech." The speech was four minutes long and he referenced "team morale" twice in a way that made no structural sense. The comments are doing a full forensic breakdown of this and they are not wrong.