The Pirate Queen Who Has Claimed Every Heart in Port
She commandeered the pirate ship stage set at approximately 11am and has not relinquished control since, which nobody is complaining about. The combination of the tricorn hat, the corset, the thigh-high boots, and that smirk is operating on a frequency that bypasses rational human thought entirely. You would absolutely let her steal your wallet and thank her for the experience.
The Dairy Maid Who Has Absolutely Caused a Scene in the Ye Olde Cheese Shoppe
She’s technically just handing out cheese samples in a traditional dairy maid apron and somehow this is the most chaotic situation at the entire faire. The line for free cheese samples wraps around two buildings and through the blacksmith tent. One man has eaten so much sample cheese that he’s been asked to leave for health reasons. He is still in line.
The Witch of the West Woods Who Has Men Willingly Walking Into Her Trap
Her haunted witch’s cottage is at the far edge of the faire grounds and somehow still has the longest line. She leans in the doorway in that dark flowing gown and that pointed hat tilted just so and men just… walk toward it. Willingly. Eagerly. Like this is a great idea. Local priests have been called. They also got in line.
