The Archery Instructor Who Has Men Suddenly Very Interested in Learning Archery
Sign-up sheets for her archery lesson filled up in under four minutes, which is a new record for the faire and probably a new record for humanity. The men in her class have collectively hit the target zero times because nobody can remember what a target is when she’s standing there in that leather corset demonstrating proper form. She remains professional. They do not.
The Pirate Queen Who Has Claimed Every Heart in Port
She commandeered the pirate ship stage set at approximately 11am and has not relinquished control since, which nobody is complaining about. The combination of the tricorn hat, the corset, the thigh-high boots, and that smirk is operating on a frequency that bypasses rational human thought entirely. You would absolutely let her steal your wallet and thank her for the experience.
