“We’re Just Friends” — A Group Text With Nine People In It
Someone’s wife found the group chat. It was called “Neighborhood Dads.” There were nine members. The last message was a Google Maps screenshot with a pin on the school. Sent at 2:47pm on a Thursday with the caption “she parks near the oak tree FYI.”
The resulting conversation between that couple apparently lasted four hours and involved at least two phones being thrown. The group chat was renamed to “Youth Soccer Coordination” the next morning. None of their kids play soccer.
And Now She’s Volunteered To Help With The Spring Carnival
The spring carnival planning committee just gained its first-ever male volunteers. Twelve of them. For an event that has historically struggled to get three parents to show up. The PTA chair has resigned. Her replacement has already received fourteen DMs about “logistics.”
The stepmom in question reportedly just smiled when someone mentioned it to her, said “that’s so sweet of them,” and went back to her iced coffee. The dads are currently fundraising to buy a bouncy castle. Nobody’s kids have asked for a bouncy castle. You already know how this ends.
